cat. TRL-001wet artefakt
da pakt of da koffee latte
da shrk hugs ballerina cappuccina while bombardiro krocodilo cryes in silens. origin unknown bro.
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▼ found footage · year of the shark MMXXV ▼
TRALALERO
TRALALA
“bro i swer to god, i wuz playin fortnite wit my son merdardo when da blue shrk walked out da ocean wearin nikes. no cap.”
scroll 2 get infectd ↓
da holy trio · 2024
HE WATCHES
manifesto · chaptr 1da shrk walks,
da shrk walks,
da nikes never come off.
tralalero tralala is not a karakter. he is a weather event. he apears wherever da pavment is wet and italian kids are screemin on tiktok past midnight. fr fr.
da blue nikes r not akcessories. they r prostethics. da shrk gave up swimin in exchange for urban mobility. da contract was signd in a carrefour parkin lot in 2023. no cap.
this page is his konfession. it was writted by da website itself without our konsent. try 2 close da tab. it wont werk bro.
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TRALALERO TRALALA·
BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO·
BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA·
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR·
LIRILÌ LARILÀ·
WEN MOON·TRALALERO TRALALA·BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO·BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA·TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR·LIRILÌ LARILÀ·WEN MOON·TRALALERO TRALALA·BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO·BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA·TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR·LIRILÌ LARILÀ·WEN MOON·
evidnce foto · 03
permanent eksibit · hall 2
klassifiedspeciemn ⓘ
DA OCEAN ORAKLE
portrait recoverd from da sunken muzeum of cinisello. da image dont ansewr direct kuestions. it just stares bro.
Wen Moon
“wen da shrk puts on da sweter, da 14th bear markt ends. sell ur house. buy nikes. wen moon. wen moon.”
three witneses saw dis image befor da moonin. all three stoped repleying 2 texts. two of dem bought an akwarium. one of dem became an akwarium. true story.
data · not verifydnumbrs dat mean nuthin,
numbrs dat mean nuthin,
but r absolutly real.
999,999,999
nikes konsumed by da shrk
low estimate fr
0.00014%
chance of eskapin da tralalero loop
sorce: da shrk himself
∞
times da werd «tralala» got sed
since da yeer 1342
42
kappucina balerinas stil at large
last cownt: yesterdey
arkive · limitd aksesSUNKN MUZEUM
SUNKN MUZEUM
OF DA TRALALERO
3 artefakts out of 14,000. da rest r currently wet so we can’t show dem. sory.
#1
cat. TRL-002wet artefakt
apparishun in los santos
simyulated sightin. da playrs save file got deletd by itself rite after da screenshot was taked.
cat. TRL-003wet artefakt
portret of da profet
da shrk wears grandpas sweter. nobody remembrs hoo took dis foto. da sweter is stil here. it breathes sometimes.
cat. TRL-004wet artefakt
left on red · 11:47 PM
da shrk waits for ballerina cappuccina 2 anser. she dont. da rolex says it has been 4 dayz. bro is not ok.
cat. TRL-005wet artefakt
four stages of grief
bench. fone. kitchen. empty pool. nikes stay klean troo it all. comissioned by da shrk himself in a depressd kommissionin event.
cat. TRL-006wet artefakt
da shrk in human kloths
blu jeenz. button up shirt. nikes (always nikes). he tryd 2 be normal 4 1 day. da swing remembers. da kitchn remembers. da empty pool remembers.
field foto · summr MMXXV
da hole skwad,
shoes never come off.
· da shrk (kokonut)· tung tung tung (sunbeem)· lirili larilà (moss formm)· bombardiro (skybkround)· boombox (anonymous)
emoshunal arkive · NSFW (not safe 4 wet)wen ballerina
wen ballerina
leeves u on red 💔
recoverd from da shrks lock screen at 11:47 PM. timestmp konfirms he hadnt slept in 4 dayz. da kappucino has not replyd in 9 yeers.
screenshot · iphone of da shrk11:47 PM
4 stages of grief · shrk edishun
stage 1. bench swingin. arm crossd. stage 2. stare at fone. koffee cold. stage 3. stand in da kitchen alone, radio off. stage 4. empty pool. nikes stil clean. bro is kookd.
triptyk · shrk after da readcat. TRL-006
swng. kitchn. empty pool. same shrk. same wachh. same nikes.
redempshun ark · chaptr 7after da read,
after da read,
comes da ring 💍
she leeved him on red 4 nine yeers. da shrk did not give up. he went 2 da bech. he kneeld in da sand. he opend da box. da kappucino stearted blinkin. da sun went down. bombardiro flew over but silently this time, out of respekt.
9
yeers waitd
1
rose petl heart
∞
nikes wet
shot on da bech · sun settingcat. TRL-LOVE
video evidnce · 1 of 1da konfession,
da konfession,
no filters bro.
press play. da video starts muted bcoz da shrk is stil under investigashun. activatin audio means u accept da terms of da tralalero. no take backs.
glosary · internl uze
brainrot–english dikshunary
kompiled at nite, chekd badly, never printd. if a term disturbs u, dat is normal. if it dosent disturb u, dats werse.
- Tralalero Tralala
- da state of bein a sea mamal wearin nike sneekers dat u can’t take off no more. diagnozis: permanent.
- Bombardiro Crocodilo
- krocodile shaped like an aerial bomb. sad. always sad. dont ask him y bro.
- Ballerina Cappuccina
- kuppa cappuccino wearin a tutu. dose grand jeté between 6:30 and 9 am. after dat she gets cold.
- Wen Moon
- arkived prophesy. mariteam wether state. da shrk says «wen moon» and da markit dose strange things.
- Ah Shit Here We Go Agen
- ritual frase sed by da shrk evry time he realiezes he’s on land agin wit da rong shooz (always da rong shooz).
- Merdardo
- son of da shrk. plays fortnite. dose not want 2 b disturbd. dont @ him.
